Nudism... and taboos!

This just in from Eolake...

That nudist resort where I went as a boy
was okay till my organ began to deploy.
When puberty started to rear up its head,
my untimely erections would make me turn red.

When girls were equipped with what nature endows
then my southerly region could get quite aroused.
The problem you have when you go for a walk
is that girls like to tease till you're hard as a rock.

It's hard when a game that you played as a kid
causes nasty effects that the nudists forbid.
Just try to play Twister and dodge a disgrace
when opponents keep sticking their boobs in your face.

The wheelbarrow races I wouldn't advise
for you have to grab hold of a girl by her thighs.
A copious crowd always gathers to watch
while your you-know is grinding away at her crotch.

Now one of the guys had a way of relief
when his obstinate member was causing him grief.
He'd go in the lake where his girlfriend would be
and she'd lend him a hand where nobody could see.

And now that I've reached this cantankerous age
and I have to exist in this suit-and-tie cage,
I often return to that fountain of youth,
the place where my member was often uncouth.

But now I parade with no pretense of tact
for I'm HOPING my organ will start to react.